YSK How to safely approach a dog, and your kids should too

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One thing I don’t mention in the video is “Ask the owner if its ok first”. Once they say yes, or if there is no human attached, here is a safe way to introduce yourself to a new canine friend.

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I’m a veterinarian who makes videos for pet lovers, I hope you will find this useful and entertaining. You should know how to do this because making friends with dogs is awesome but you don’t want to get nipped!

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The best way to approach a dog is to run up to it, bare your teeth and growl at it, then smell it’s anal glands and pee on it. That way it knows your the boss and will follow you on your dasterdly adventures. It will probably snicker at you when your plans to trap Penelope pitstop fall through.

Meanwhile,

Owner reunites with dog that was missing for 12 days.

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Pyewhacket: The dog is like, Chill dude, I just needed some smokes.

Hertaa: For the first time ever, I think the human was more excited than the Dog…

And,

Dog with skull for a pelt pattern

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TuckRaker: Puppa Emeritus

kingeryck: TOTALLY real

BreakfastClubSamwich: The PAWnisher.

Kirakuni: Doggalo

OneHandsomeBaby: I am sure this dog is a misfit(hi hi) amongst the other dogs.

FuckYHA: Do you live at Castle Greyskull?

dI–__–Ib: Skulldoggery.

quezlar: misfits dog

Cyborg_Commando: Pupper Emeritus.

seven3true: Michale Graves’s dog

henryhyde: This is kind of unnerving.

KremOlais_: This is creepy-looking

newtype06: I didn’t know Lobo had a dog!

DooDooFinger: He is not ASKING for blueberry pancakes.

smokedoor5: Crow Face

RadleyCunningham: I opened this while laughing, ready to make some stupid joke, but I saw the full size pic and almost shat my pants off.

wayupnorthbuddy: Looks like it could be lobos dog

nickels-dimes: The pusher! From earth 8 something marvel universe!

BLAYDIUM: Rerro Reorgie…

BorderColliesRule: **Border Collies Rule**

st_steady: I bet he doesnt even actually listen to Misfits.

pollux14: It’s the grim.

 

gustoprojex: Puppa Shango

kempo666: My ex-GF had a heart-shaped pelt on Valentines Day.

hotdogsandbeer: PupPup Emeritus

jakethealbatross: Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!

Rxckless92: This is the dog Caveria would own.

cheeseygarlicbread: It looks like a lemur

kombatunit: Mediocre – Imdogtan Joe

Orphan_dad_jokes: Can he be the punisher’s pet? Please netfix.

Tikaani91: And purple eyes? Sure.

Dyermaker216: Pupper Legba

blackpharaoh69: Black metal pupper

Lord_Of_War714: Imagine running into this good boi in a dark alley at night!

RudolphMorphi: How can people not realise it’s a painting?

organizim: I mean it’s photoshopped so who gives a shit

MADH95: Punisher’s pet kanine

himynameisdanny92: Yeah it’s for sure a drawing lol

JornDoe: The demon face from The Exorcist.

Plasmabat: spookyboye

FelineFranktheTank: Looks like a superhero

practicaldad: Is your owner Frank castle?

GingerHerchimer: Cinco de Doggo

Demiboy: Name him ‘Ghost’

JediFlipTricks: Dogzig

darkera: The Pawnisher

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