Kinda like taking bets on the ending to a movie you’ve never seen… But you’re taking the bet with the director of the movie who wrote and directed the ending and already knows the result.
>WWE is working with the accounting firm EY to secure scripted match results in hopes it will convince regulators there’s no chance of results leaking to the public, said the people, who asked not to be named because the discussions are private.
Oh well since you promise not to cheat then they’ll totally make it happen.
What is the over/under on the referee being knocked unconscious and another wrestler sneaking in and smashing the villain wrestler with a chair and then helping the good guy wrestler pin the villain as the referee regains consciousness to make a three count?
So no one knows the results… except for the writers, the booker, the office staff, the wrestlers, the ref and anyone who happens to be around during the rehearsals.
I suffered some brain trauma a couple of years back. After that, I noticed I had impulse control issues, some cognitive decline and poor decision making and I’m subscribed to r/squaredcircle. Despite that, I’m still ahead of a significant portion of the wrestling fandom so I can see this making a lot money.
Core1989 says
Kinda like taking bets on the ending to a movie you’ve never seen… But you’re taking the bet with the director of the movie who wrote and directed the ending and already knows the result.
Kyriakos221 says
But but they are scripted. The result is already known. What is it to bet on? Of they are going to the hospital or not?
SelectiveSanity says
Oh yea, there’s no way I can see some WWE producer using this to fund their cocaine and/or meth addiction.
Yeeaaaarrrgh says
>WWE is working with the accounting firm EY to secure scripted match results in hopes it will convince regulators there’s no chance of results leaking to the public, said the people, who asked not to be named because the discussions are private.
Oh well since you promise not to cheat then they’ll totally make it happen.
Infernalism says
this can’t be legit.
This is like betting who’s going to win in a John Wick movie.
ZealousidealGrade821 says
There is now way this is real.
DoubleDickel says
Buy a lottery ticket from me and I’ll tell you if you have won or not.
Oh, sorry. You lost. Want to try again?
Gorilla1969 says
I see no way that this could possibly be exploited.
DoubleDickel says
What is the over/under on the referee being knocked unconscious and another wrestler sneaking in and smashing the villain wrestler with a chair and then helping the good guy wrestler pin the villain as the referee regains consciousness to make a three count?
trollin2023 says
What in the hillbilly hell did I just read??
ImpulseAfterthought says
So no one knows the results… except for the writers, the booker, the office staff, the wrestlers, the ref and anyone who happens to be around during the rehearsals.
Yeah, no way this can go wrong.
TennisADHD says
Dammit, came to post this, that was fast.
I won a bet that someone already posted this though, so I got that going for me, which is nice.
Luckcrisis says
You would see a lot of finger poke of doom match endings with talent going into business for themselves to retire.
TheInitialGod says
> in hopes it will convince regulators there’s no chance of results leaking to the public
Surely it’s not the public they should worry about here, rather the script writers who could literally make millions.
“ok, such and such is gonna win that match so we can set up a match at the next ppv. Hey can someone place a bet for me?”
obscureposter says
I suffered some brain trauma a couple of years back. After that, I noticed I had impulse control issues, some cognitive decline and poor decision making and I’m subscribed to r/squaredcircle. Despite that, I’m still ahead of a significant portion of the wrestling fandom so I can see this making a lot money.