Uptown man bungled Subway restaurant robbery by asking for ‘all the bread,’ prosecutors say | Category: General Source
This could easily be in r/Jokes
“As a sandwich shop employee, the cashier asked him to clarify what kind of “bread” he wanted.”
Be careful of saying “all of them” or “everything” next time you’re in Subway.
“We don’t have bread. We have rolls.”
Something something “jive turkey”
At least he didn’t try to rob a bakery. Then he would all the dough he would knead.
Unfortunately they don’t have any bread in Subway.
[Subway is officially a cake shop.](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/oct/01/irish-court-rules-subway-bread-is-not-bread)
>his public defender said he had three job interviews lined up for various fast-food restaurants.
3 robberies *and* 3 jobs on the horizon, this man was really trying to make it happen.
Wait – I’m worried what you heard me say was “give me a lot of bread”. What I said was “give me all the bread you have.”
[“Wait, you don’t call your bread “buns”? What do you call it”?](https://youtu.be/VuZRgBoGZqs)
May have been easy to find since he appears to have the same shirt outfit as Fred from Scooby Doo.
No wonder that uptown girl started looking at other options.