My only questions are, how does a moose “sneak” into anything? How stealthy is this moose? How do you miss a moose? (Mental image of a moose tiptoeing, hiding behind the giant cardboard movie posters, while piano keys play every time he moves)
Still remember my first visit to Anchorage. Try to check out the city in the evening. Turn a corner and there is a calf like 30 feet away, mom must be around.
Impressive-Lime-4997 says
My only questions are, how does a moose “sneak” into anything? How stealthy is this moose? How do you miss a moose? (Mental image of a moose tiptoeing, hiding behind the giant cardboard movie posters, while piano keys play every time he moves)
RaspyMolasses says
Bullwinkle??
allfriggedup says
That will be $22.00
CrizzyBill says
Still remember my first visit to Anchorage. Try to check out the city in the evening. Turn a corner and there is a calf like 30 feet away, mom must be around.
NOPE! Backtracked and stayed a block away.
aproposinadvance says
moose are the scariest motherfuckers on the face of the planet
1500 pounds of pure muscle
9001 pounds of unadulterated anger
that’s his theater now.
CliffsNote5 says
Moose don’t sneak they mosey, meander, and mooch along never sneak though.
TheSchlaf says
They also like [hospitals](https://www.nbc15.com/2023/04/07/whats-code-this-moose-wanders-into-alaska-hospital/).
ExplosiveRaddish says
Ok, I see. I can’t bring a Reese’s in, but this guy can bring a moose.
Loganthered says
They are stealthy.