>“He has one of those landline telephones next to his bed, and it has a blue light on it, and it keeps him up at night,” Parlatore said. “So he took the manila folder and he put it over it so that it would keep the light down so he could sleep at night.”
I feel like a piece of tape would solve this. Or, you know, buy a phone without a light.
JoshIsASoftie says
This headline is dangerously Onion-y
JimC29 says
This is probably a good use. I’m guessing it’s in a dark folder.
chronoquairium says
I mean, was it being used for anything else, or would it have been? If not I don’t see a problem here
SelectiveSanity says
Judge: That is, by far, the stupidest defense I’ve ever heard in regards to traitorous actions against these Untied States.
Lawyer: Your honor, my client is former President Trump.
Judge: Well that explains a lot.
menlindorn says
>“He has one of those landline telephones next to his bed, and it has a blue light on it, and it keeps him up at night,” Parlatore said. “So he took the manila folder and he put it over it so that it would keep the light down so he could sleep at night.”
I feel like a piece of tape would solve this. Or, you know, buy a phone without a light.
Skripka says
Trump also tells his chauffeur to cover the burning Check Engine Light with electric tape
RandySto says
I would suggest a black plastic bag with it snugged around his neck to keep all light out.
Very effective
Swimming_Student7990 says
I guess he had a lot of blue lights to cover up at Mar-a-Lago
CannonFodder141 says
“So now the former president has to find a new way to keep the blue light out of his eyes.”
Trump’s lawyer said this as though this is a major challenge for Trump, rather than something any given 5-year-old should be able to figure out.
blind_stone says
Wait so do I? Is this thing not allowed?
Cinema_King says
Wait, is this the folder he never had or the one that was planted by the FBI?
It’s getting hard to keep up with all his stories
Mootingly says
I bet he kissed the folder every night and said “I love you”
OldGrandet says
They misspelled “used folder to beat off on to feel powerful.”