IronicMetamodernism: If you think writing comments on Reddit is shouting into the void, just try writing love letters to a tree.
Theoricus: Jesus, even *trees* are getting love letters.
I seriously need to step up my game.
TooShiftyForYou: *Officials assigned the trees ID numbers and email addresses in 2013 as part of a program designed to make it easier for citizens to report problems like dangerous branches. The “unintended but positive consequence,” as the chair of Melbourne’s Environment Portfolio, Councillor Arron Wood, put it to me in an email.*
So behind all of this was a Mr. Wood.
tostuo: They’re like modern hippes.
Instead of huging trees, they’re emailing them.
LemonLimpet: Heres the [City of Melbourne website](http://melbourneurbanforestvisual.com.au/) that identifies the trees.
MyWifeDontKnowItsMe: I’m confused by this title.
justbecosh: I hear the younger trees are moving from tree-mail on to sap-chat.
losotr: Did you just listen to No Such Thing As A Fish?
StoneCold42: This is the exact premise as Ali Smith’s ‘May,’ a wonderful love story about a tree.
Godneyisreal: Taxes **grumble grumble**
