TWFM: Or 7 percent of American people thought it would be funny to answer the question that way.
ManCalledTrue: I’d like to know the source of that poll. I question whether it actually exists at all, and if so, how much wrangling the data went through.
Gerell: If chocolate milk is made by adding cocoa powder to milk then technically speaking, a percentage of chocolate milk do come from brown cows.
lazyassdog: Sorry. African American cows.
mrbillybaines: When we all know brown cows really produce kahlua
16thSchnitzengruben: Someone wasn’t paying attention when we were kids. [Hershey’s Chocolate Milk Commercial](https://youtu.be/_-cr7bC8KLE)
YourBlogSucksToo: Or some of them were fucking with the data
inoffensive1: … It does. Also, other cows.
grimskull1: Does strawberry milk come from pink cows?
FluSolverson: I worked on a dairy farm for five years and would still answer that chocolate milk comes from brown cows cause its hilarious.
ProfessorRiffs: Given that I’ve been an American adult for a long time, and I’ve never heard one single person claim to think this, I’m gonna call BS.
Detective_IRL: How now?
jgroda: Is that wrong? Are they black cows?
prince_harming: So, if I have a white cow and some brown paint, am I one step away from deliciousness?
Pm_puppy_pics_please: Oh yes because people always answer truthfully on online surveys that mean nothing.
PiezRus: Why singling out americans?
Toad32: Or 7% of the people who answer phone calls and take surveys think that. I bet only 7% of the US population answers phone calls and takes random surveys.
Read data is baseless and useless.
Bone_Dice_in_Aspic: What percent of all milk comes from brown cows?
FelixTheRat11: I hate stupid statistics like this. I highly doubt 16 million adults believe this.
-MarbleSoda-: There is no way this is real….
fickleflake: I worked with a girl grew up on dairy farms and said that when the cows bleed into the milk as then often do they make chocolate milk out do that milk.
I_AM_Gilgamesh: That percentage is still more intelligent than the percentage of purple who voted for Trump.
Zyn-: We all know that Americans are dumb…but this cannot be true..
GreenSalsa96: This is the intersection of a couple of things; separating people from farms and the lack of serious academic rigor in American schools.
That is why we have a minor homestead and homeschool. American schools are more concerned with “feelings and outrage” than education.
crispy1978: And these guys are allowed to vote…
farbo74: 100% of those people also voted for Trump.
zejokeer: Just goes to show 93% of Americans adults are idiots.
nemo1080: Fact: 1 in 5 people are mentally retarded.
henrysmith78730: These are the same people that think the world is flat and that Trump was going to solve their problems.
andersberndog: Half the population is of below-average intelligence. If you go all the way down to the bottom 7%, it seems very plausible.
dhark12: Holy fuck is the only appropriate response