DeathisLaughing: >The murders continued for six weeks in 1963, claiming four lives. By the time the final sacrifices took place, they reached the point of vivisecting the hearts while the victims were still alive.
Only took six weeks for them to go full *Temple of Doom*…
ananda_psy: How has there not been a movie made about this yet
Skeith_Hikaru: I feel bad about Guerrero. When a kid tells you a ridiculous story with piss covered pants, he probably saw criminals doing something not rabbits.
Banned_for_caring: Now THIS is a fucking TIL.
64vintage: Sounds just like something a real goddess would do.
silicon1: If anyone is curious what she looks like: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/MBSI68VNg1A/maxresdefault.jpg
not exactly goddess but neither am I…
Lifeboatinthedark: They say dress for the job you want.
badasspiggy: This could be an episode of Supernatural tbh. They take a vacation to Mexico where they find a goddess has started a cult and been killing people, then it’s one of those plot twists where they find out it’s just scammers and not anything paranormal, which happens at least once a season. They capture the scammers and await police arrival, Magdalena acts like she was forced into it, her and Sam fuck at one point and she’s portrayed as the victim/tragic romantic interest for that episode. Dean makes a comment like “it’s just freakin people, man” and then boom second plot twist she actually is an ancient Incan goddess, kills the cops that show up and it’s up to Sam and Dean to defeat her.
richardec: Born 1930/1940
stupiditykills: I wonder what kind of drugs she was given herself
leite_de_burra: “baila con tanta alegria … Magdalena”
Narretz: It’s just a prank, sis
Texas_Metal: Wow. This shit is horrific. I kept thinking about it as a movie in the vein of The Witch. Someone get on it!
NeedMoneyForVagina: *A story as old as time*
Ongazord: Fake it till you make it baby!
VFJX: Well the article cites correctly that Incas were never part of mexico, then it states that she was the reincarnated Aztec goddess Coatlicue, I’m not doubting any of this happened but those two facts are contradicting.
TriforceMajeure: Weird…came across this as I was watching From Dusk Till Dawn…
tallmanwithglasses: Like a normal person would.
FrankManic: #lifegoals
Frankie_Ferret: Life is full of mysteries and possibilities.
Slamzizek247: >In Matamoros, law enforcement raided Aldrete’s house, where they discovered an altar and several religious images. They also stated that the house’s interior was covered with blood.
Guess her friends weren’t that nice either
Mellyanish: This happened to me one time too, but you don’t see me bragging about it.
coatrack68: …and why am I just reading about this now?
gollygreengiant: …She hot?
Robert_Cannelin: I don’t often see a good TIL. Today I did see one. A great story (about some awful people).
SaturdayHeartache: Honestly? Goals.
ajbandin: Man, I was floored until this seemed like too much and I stopped believing it, does anyone have a real source on this and not “western folklore” which is cited in this Wikipedia article?
ALittleFoxxy: Check out the youtube channel Pop Trigger’s “Murder With Friends” on her. It’s insane!
FineGreyLine: r/tifu by hiring a mexican prostitute
hulagirl4737: This is surprisingly like Christopher Moore’s book *Island of the Sequined Love Nun.*
Does anyone know if this was his inspiration?
BizarroCullen: Shouldn’t it be “Aztec” goddess? Aren’t Inca from South America?
marsupialsales: Basically all attributed to marijuana. Sad.