Zv0n: > When men see boobs they have trouble focusing on task at hand
Great research, never would’ve thought
Mirthsplotion: Another fun fact, we are one of the few, if not the only, mammals that have outward turnt lips.
mjcanfly: OP just casually reading huffington post articles from 2013
Sumit316: “This phenomenon works both ways. The human penis is the largest simian male sexual organ, both by relative and absolute size.” – https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size
buck9000: Every once in a while I sort of snap out of it and realize I’m mildly obsessed with big sacks of fat.
SupersonicJaymz: Biggest proportioned penises, permanent boobs, hot tubs. Fellow humans, congratulations on hitting the evolutionary jackpot.
Edit: I have been swiftly corrected that human males do not have the largest proportional penises. I was thinking way back to university, and I now seem to recall it was largest (proportionally) of the ape species. That said, there seems to be disagreement as to which animal *does* have the largest schlong:mass ratio. Current candidates listed are barnacles, ducks, tapirs, horses, walruses and blue whales. Good luck to all of them.
Also, to those asking how hot tubs are sexual advantages, I need you to imagine how much more likely you would be to find a sexual partner/have sex if you had a hot tub. Good luck to all of you.
Edit 2: Add crickets and donkeys to the running. I don’t think either of them will take it, but I find comparing our dicks to animal dicks entertaining. Keep those options coming, people.
NirvanicSunshine: I used to think they were always filled with milk. Then a woman corrected me one day that there’s only milk in them if she was pregnant or nursing. “So, what’re they filled with the rest of the time?!”
ominoke: My breasts didn’t get the memo
LincolnArrais: God bless.
TheUnchosenWon: Thanks, evolution
BethlehemShooter: What about cows’ udders?
panzerkampfwagen: > It’s tricky to prove which theory is right, says Williams, because the soft tissue of breasts leave no fossil record, but we’re partial to the more egalitarian one.
Yeah, that’s not how science works.
OrangeJuiceAlibi: Does that make humans the only animals to do so? Aren’t mammals the only animals with breasts (mammaries) hence the name? Or is that a false etymology?
WhoPeepsThePeepmen: Yeah! Take that other mammals. Our women have lower back problems. That will show you who’s boss!
Kingsolomanhere: OP’s username checks out
Marlinspikesailor: We are also the only large mammals that come into heat TWELVE times a year. That’s insane!
Our suddenly (by fossil record standards) refined skeletons with far more dexterous fingers, a seemingly overnight tripling of cranial capacity (such that birth is almost impossible and extremely dangerous to both mother and child… the skull has to be in pieces to get through!) and an unheard of fertility rate that defies any evolutionary logic.
IMHO we are quite obviously a genetic experiment, with the most likely purpose being to create sentient beings on Earth… sucks when experiments go wildly off track.