TIL Florida has an invasive population of wild monkeys that carry a strain of herpes that is transmissible to humans and can kill you.

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  1. elreeheeneey says

    Well FFS, Florida.

  2. Wombattalion says

    Hope the monkeys have a little bit of self-respect

  3. Salesman214 says

    Florida trying to kill ppl as usual.

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  5. Ben_Thar says

    That’s ok. I always wear protection

  6. Killmepl222 says

    Damn skunk apes.

  7. GetlostMaps says

    Don’t fuck the monkeys, kids.

    Also, Rule #3.

  8. xinkyo says

    That’s accurate. Always use a condom when hooking up with a Wild Florida Monkey, men, just remember that.

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