The Roman Catholic Church has launched an inquiry after two nuns came back from their missionary trips pregnant

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  2. It’s Jesus all over again! Apparently something got risen.

  3. Well, according to the Catholic Church there’s only two possibilities here. And if I was a betting man, I’d bet against immaculate conception.

  4. Inb4 someone else asks why it only takes two nuns getting preggers to launch “an inquiry” but thousands of priests around the world raping tens of thousands of young boys over decades is tumbleweeds.

    Huh. Really makes you think dot png

  5. For this, they launch an inquiry.

    How about a century-old problem – pedophile priests.

  6. *Priests abusing kids?* Nah, it’s fine, nothing to worry about.

    *Nuns enjoying cock?* WE MUST FIND OUT THE TRUTH! LEAVE NO STONE UNTURNED!!!

    I wonder if they only did the missionary position…

  7. “I’ll be taking a missionary position, and I’ll be holding it for a long time.”

  8. Damm, looks like Jesus 2 and 3 are being released at the same time.

  9. God had a threesome, now the second coming is also the third coming. Nicceeee

  11. How about inquiring why they don’t kick out any priest that has molested kids – I saw they kicked out a nun who had consensual sex with a priest but the priest is still fine.

  13. They can cross priests off the list of suspects.

  14. I’ve got a sneaking suspicion I know what happened.

  15. No need for an inquiry. I can tell you what happened.