The Roman Catholic Church has launched an inquiry after two nuns came back from their missionary trips pregnant

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  1. Repulsive-Signal6468 says

    It’s a miracle!

  2. mcpoopy21 says

    It’s Jesus all over again! Apparently something got risen.

  3. ZeroOptionLightning says

    Well, according to the Catholic Church there’s only two possibilities here. And if I was a betting man, I’d bet against immaculate conception.

  4. gammacray says

    Inb4 someone else asks why it only takes two nuns getting preggers to launch “an inquiry” but thousands of priests around the world raping tens of thousands of young boys over decades is tumbleweeds.

    Huh. Really makes you think dot png

  5. wwarnout says

    For this, they launch an inquiry.

    How about a century-old problem – pedophile priests.

  6. mrbrendanblack says

    *Priests abusing kids?* Nah, it’s fine, nothing to worry about.

    *Nuns enjoying cock?* WE MUST FIND OUT THE TRUTH! LEAVE NO STONE UNTURNED!!!

    I wonder if they only did the missionary position…

  7. Blazinnie says

    “I’ll be taking a missionary position, and I’ll be holding it for a long time.”

  8. MapleJacks2 says

    Damm, looks like Jesus 2 and 3 are being released at the same time.

  9. odiusdan says

    God had a threesome, now the second coming is also the third coming. Nicceeee

  10. hanginglimbs says

    Sounds pretty immaculate

  11. BaconAlmighty says

    How about inquiring why they don’t kick out any priest that has molested kids – I saw they kicked out a nun who had consensual sex with a priest but the priest is still fine.

  12. Mouselady1 says

    African countries – one of the areas where some men believe AIDS can be cured/managed by having sex with virgins.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_cleansing_myth

    Also, the movie 3 Needles.

  13. myqke says

    They can cross priests off the list of suspects.

  14. Jenovacellscars says

    I’ve got a sneaking suspicion I know what happened.

  15. CheapCigar says

    No need for an inquiry. I can tell you what happened.

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