As a Canadian I thought, seeing people being shot for accidentally turning into the wrong driveway and for asking a neighbor to move a little further away to shoot because a baby was sleeping, that I couldn’t lose any more faith in the US that I already have.
I was wrong. So very wrong.
What the actual fuck is wrong with you people? To call the US a dumpster fire is to do a great disservice to both dumpsters and fire. Holy motherfucking fuck. There is no way to fix this. The rest of the world needs to get together, load the US onto a giant rocket, and yeet it into the fucking sun.
The saddest part about this post is that when I initially read it, I thought it was the place where kids could have leeches attached to them if they felt sick so that the school nurse could bleed them. And I couldn’t tell if it was satire or not still.
The first thing I thought from the headline was that TX is rejecting germ theory and installing machines to bleed the humors out of sick kids. I’m not sure is this is better or worse than the reality.
>“You won’t be able to treat someone for PTSD if they are dead. What we are trying to do is save lives. **We cannot live in a state of denial**,” said Petricek.
Idk. Christians and gun nuts are really *really* good at living in states of denial.
Orvanis says
Holy fuck we are going to do everything *except* for the thing that actually needs to happen in this country aren’t we….
brownishgirl says
I was quite happy not knowing about “ bleeding stations “. I assumed the article was going to be about menstruation.
HDC3 says
As a Canadian I thought, seeing people being shot for accidentally turning into the wrong driveway and for asking a neighbor to move a little further away to shoot because a baby was sleeping, that I couldn’t lose any more faith in the US that I already have.
I was wrong. So very wrong.
What the actual fuck is wrong with you people? To call the US a dumpster fire is to do a great disservice to both dumpsters and fire. Holy motherfucking fuck. There is no way to fix this. The rest of the world needs to get together, load the US onto a giant rocket, and yeet it into the fucking sun.
SouthofAkron says
It’s like a junkie saying I’m going to start eating right, exercising, getting a good nights and shooting more heroin. That should make things better!
zwaaa says
The saddest part about this post is that when I initially read it, I thought it was the place where kids could have leeches attached to them if they felt sick so that the school nurse could bleed them. And I couldn’t tell if it was satire or not still.
neverfarts says
In the army we had areas in our outposts,
Red for injured
Whites for injured unconscious
Black for dead
Maybe they can paint areas in schools.
ruler_gurl says
The first thing I thought from the headline was that TX is rejecting germ theory and installing machines to bleed the humors out of sick kids. I’m not sure is this is better or worse than the reality.
Viper67857 says
>“You won’t be able to treat someone for PTSD if they are dead. What we are trying to do is save lives. **We cannot live in a state of denial**,” said Petricek.
Idk. Christians and gun nuts are really *really* good at living in states of denial.
TheSoulborgZeus says
Literally putting a bandaid on a bullet wound
tke71709 says
Hey kids, here is what to do if a mass casualty event happens.
Also hey kids, whoa whoa there, we can’t talk about menstruation, you’re way too young to know about that even if it is currently happening to you.