Tesla’s autopilot is just fancy cruise control, and should not be trusted to drive unattended. You shouldn’t be using it at all around emergency vehicles. I won’t be surprised to find out the “driver” was asleep or watching a movie.
Very first light, Chief, Teslas come cruisin’. So we formed ourselves into tight groups…the idea was, the Tesla comes to the nearest man and he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and screamin’. Sometimes the Tesla go away. Sometimes he wouldn’t go away. Sometimes that Tesla, he looks right into ya, right into your eyes. Y’know, the thing about a Tesla, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he hits ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’…
kickmyballsrealhard says
Not a good year for Tesla.
ALurkerForcedToLogin says
Tesla’s autopilot is just fancy cruise control, and should not be trusted to drive unattended. You shouldn’t be using it at all around emergency vehicles. I won’t be surprised to find out the “driver” was asleep or watching a movie.
SteveBennett7g says
I can’t believe the US has capitulated so easily to one rich guy forcing robot drivers onto everybody’s roads.
No_Carpet7125 says
Very first light, Chief, Teslas come cruisin’. So we formed ourselves into tight groups…the idea was, the Tesla comes to the nearest man and he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and screamin’. Sometimes the Tesla go away. Sometimes he wouldn’t go away. Sometimes that Tesla, he looks right into ya, right into your eyes. Y’know, the thing about a Tesla, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he hits ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’…
ledow says
“Visual-only systems terminally confused by bright flashing lights” is no longer a headline.