Scientists prove link between perceived penis size and sports cars

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1. eighty2angelfan says

   You here that ladies, guys with regular card have bigger dicks.

2. PassiveRebel says

   I don’t know too many men who WOULDN’T want a sports car regardless of penis size.
   My question is do short dicked men prefer a sports car or a lifted truck?

3. Bothand_Nether says

   & yet every male pornstar in LA drives a sportscar

4. arcxjo says

   They tried to replicate the study with LED headlights but couldn’t figure out how to divide by zero.

5. TheSecondAugust says

   “200 men between 18 and 74” like… could we get a vaguer pool?

   I get it, it’s funny, and they should do one on men who buy huge trucks, but like. This is silly.

6. CurlSagan says

   I hope this study wins an Ig Nobel Prize.

7. Unkorked says

   That’s why I drive a minivan.

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9. predictingzepast says

   I agree, guys with things I’m envious of must have a small penis, it’s science..

10. Swampwolf42 says

    I’m in a 2-door Yaris, is all I’m sayin’