Runner hospitalized after being attacked by cows on Colorado trail

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  1. elitecloser says

    Seems they were Mad Cows

  2. DrBrisha says

    Clearly they should have Moooooooved out of the way!

  3. WrongEinstein says

    First the orcas came for the boats, and I did nothing because I was not a boat.
    Then the cows came for the runners, and I did nothing because I was not a runner.
    Then…

  4. Dandibear says

    >Runners are having a hard time steering clear of aggressive cattle….

    Ba dum, tiss

  5. Kind_Bullfrog_4073 says

    Was the runner vegan?

  6. woolash says

    Cows are surprisingly fast and can sprint 25mph. That’s about Usain Bolt’s peak speed.

  7. XvideoIsBetterThanOF says

    there’s no cow level

  8. purpleplatapi says

    ….. Dumb question but why is the woman interviewed regularly going on a run through a cow grazing pasture when she knows they’re aggressive? Why is anyone doing this? Why hasn’t the trail been shut down?

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