What they’re really worried about is that legalizing weed will prevent them from seeing as many POC incarcerated, but they can’t say that, so they’re grasping at straws to try to keep weed illegal.
Now that’s a lame excuse. But I suppose when you’re grasping at straws to maintain power and keep private prisons in business, a lot of weird shit is going to be said.
It’s late at night but Bingo is still up. He sits alone at the kitchen table, tail wagging slowly and sadly behind him. He laps up another mouthful of cheap whiskey and sighs deeply as he thinks about his shattered dreams. All he ever wanted to do in life was sniff hippies crotches and now it’s all over. He knows he’s too old to start sniffing yuppies suits now.
Upstairs his wife doesn’t care . She’s already planning to take the puppies and run away with the greyhound next door.
Downstairs bingo draws his service revolver and puts it to his temple.
His last thought is “if only more people voted republican”.
I had hoped that it would put some police out of work, but somehow they found a way to keep increasing their budget despite that formerly rather large part of their job disappearing.
Imagine being worried about the “jobs” of dogs when the tradeoff is the improved lives of hundreds of thousands of Americans directly, and millions when you count their families and loved ones.
downwardspiralstairs says
Dogs don’t dream of labor but squirrels and rabbits
CrJ418 says
They can be retrained to sniff out assault rifles.
Problem solved!
Agret_Brisignr says
I want to live in a different simulation please
Water-Donkey says
What they’re really worried about is that legalizing weed will prevent them from seeing as many POC incarcerated, but they can’t say that, so they’re grasping at straws to try to keep weed illegal.
Flash_ina_pan says
Now that’s a lame excuse. But I suppose when you’re grasping at straws to maintain power and keep private prisons in business, a lot of weird shit is going to be said.
just_some_arsehole says
It’s late at night but Bingo is still up. He sits alone at the kitchen table, tail wagging slowly and sadly behind him. He laps up another mouthful of cheap whiskey and sighs deeply as he thinks about his shattered dreams. All he ever wanted to do in life was sniff hippies crotches and now it’s all over. He knows he’s too old to start sniffing yuppies suits now.
Upstairs his wife doesn’t care . She’s already planning to take the puppies and run away with the greyhound next door.
Downstairs bingo draws his service revolver and puts it to his temple.
His last thought is “if only more people voted republican”.
sfenders says
I had hoped that it would put some police out of work, but somehow they found a way to keep increasing their budget despite that formerly rather large part of their job disappearing.
RamenNoodles620 says
Makes sense, those dogs have bills to pay.
patienceisfun2018 says
Does Reddit hate the police more than they love the dog?
jlcatch22 says
Republicans hate windmills because they kill birds. I didn’t realize what animal lovers republicans are.
caffeinex2 says
Imagine being worried about the “jobs” of dogs when the tradeoff is the improved lives of hundreds of thousands of Americans directly, and millions when you count their families and loved ones.
Hickspy says
Picturing a dog drinking while a dog spouse comforts them and reassures that they’ll find another job.
NorthImpossible8906 says
Won’t someone think of the dogs!!
{clutches pearls}
bedrooms-ds says
Is that socialism? Asking for a friend.
therealruin says
No it’s ok I’ll adopt all of them.