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Karmic-Vision says
Wow. This guy is obviously suffering from a failure to launch INTELLIGENCE.
MsWred says
They make us sound so cool. I wish I had some ICBMs laying around lol.
wwarnout says
Well, if any amount of intelligence is required to launch missiles, we can take comfort in knowing that no one in the GOP will be able to do so.
ugmold says
Only in their pants at the appropriate time.
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