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kevinds says
I’m pretty sure smokers will already be used to that..
Cultural_Extension30 says
Maybe we can upgrade to laser beam stares then? 😂
Fetlocks_Glistening says
Well, at least they’re not … *raising eyebrows*!
starman575757 says
Last remaining action Hong Kong folks can take and not go to jail…