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Right, we’re moving to Antarctica.
Thank god. I live in Antarctica and I’ve been buying illegal seaweed off a penguin. That slippery fatass has been ripping me off for years.
Is this for real. Winter with nowt to do but smoke dope, bliss. Oops do they have to smoke outside?
I mean what else is there to do?
Ha, can you imagine?
With the caveat you have to grow it outside.
Hopefully once they set up a dispensary, they’ll make sure there’s an ATM; finding the one working one won’t be fun for people just trying to get a toke
Yeah. I’m sure they’re all REALLY worried about getting caught smoking a blunt in *Antarctica*…
Antarcticans don’t know what the colour green even looks like.
This is a joke article for April Fools, thus has no place here.
Isn’t Antarctica owned by 20 different countries? Cool how they all happened to agree to do this on April Fool’s Day.
Penguins will be glad for sure
That’s great news for the 3 people living there
Now good luck growing it