Rapper Desiigner charged for masturbating aboard overseas flight

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  1. BitsAndAss says

    Who hasn’t done that on a long haul flight?

  2. a_pinch_of_sarcasm says

    Apparently he forgot whether he was cumming or going.

  3. Additional_Baker says

    Imagine you’re sitting on a plane, ready to slide down the sleeping mask over your eyes for a nap, and a couple seats over you hear “SkrrrRRT GekGekGek Im cumming Rrrrraaaaa Gyekekek Aaay Aaay”

    [For reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhXcBqfG0gk)

  4. InflamedLiver says

    I guess he misunderstood the purpose of the cockpit

  5. Kevin69138 says

    Panda

  6. Bright-Ad-4737 says

    I can’t figure out if this would be more or less newsworthy if it was a domestic flight.

  7. workinkindofhard says

    >It’s frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.

    >I’m pretty sure that’s illegal too.

    >Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, bin Laden.

  8. Brewing_Tea says

    How much did they charge him?

  9. TreeBearOne says

    ..what a diickhead

  10. Buddyblue21 says

    Honestly, the fact that he’s flying first class transcontinental flights about 7 years after his one-hit-wonder is just as newsworthy

  11. calamormine says

    “I just flew in from Tokyo, and boy are my arms tired…”

  12. guy30000 says

    Man, you can’t masturbate on an airplane. You can’t masturbate on a bus. You can’t masturbate in the alleyway behind Applebee’s. Where are you supposed to masturbate when your away from home? What’s happening to this country?

  13. theBacillus says

    Oh he misunderstood the mile high club. It’s not a club of one.

  14. Kartelant says

    Wow… Does anyone moderate the comment sections on that site anymore? The top comments are so disgustingly, flagrantly racist. There’s even one directly calling for the genocide of black people…

  15. MessianicHack says

    9/11 really changed things

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