Okay, Sir. This is the field sobriety test. I am going to ask you to boop your own snoot and bark aggressively at this peanut-butter filled Kong toy while remaining on the white line.
I don’t know if it happened this way but I’m going to think this dude thought it would be a hilarious prank. Just some good old fashioned shenanigans. Giggling the whole time.
fucktrutin says
By gosh, that’s some clear-headed thinkng.
NotSure___ says
Reminded me of Fluffy – https://youtu.be/j6–kTcODn8
AssociateJaded3931 says
Oh, wait – your dog was driving? Never mind, then. That was great driving for a dog.
SadPanthersFan says
Ruh roh
SelectiveSanity says
Might have worked if it was his [cat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrBtywnB_HI) instead.
fyhr100 says
Maybe there’s an Air Bud loophole?
bubba7557 says
But the dog forgot his license that night and wasn’t about to get a ticket for his owner
wbsgrepit says
I wonder if he was making the ‘zooooiiinks’ sound while doing so.
Alert-Mud-672 says
I tried that once but Benji was high on PCP so it didn’t work.
strangelander29 says
Okay, Sir. This is the field sobriety test. I am going to ask you to boop your own snoot and bark aggressively at this peanut-butter filled Kong toy while remaining on the white line.
UncomfortableHanSolo says
Like Scoob, take the wheel!
yungfarter says
normal day in Colorado especially if it was on Colfax
KapnKrumpin says
Thats the best dui story since the Florida man who only drank at red lights.
Kaje26 says
I am sorry, officer. I am unable to speak, as you can see I am a dog.
Rcole1128 says
I don’t know if it happened this way but I’m going to think this dude thought it would be a hilarious prank. Just some good old fashioned shenanigans. Giggling the whole time.