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🎵 Take me away, I’m the Piano Man, Take my away tonight , I did a bad job, hiding bodieeeesss 🎵 I really shoulda used the kniiiiiife 🎵 oh, I, did it, I, did it, I did iiiit, yes I really killed my wife 🎵
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HumpieDouglas says
That’ll do it.
fossilnews says
It was in Plano sight.
OdinsLawnDart says
🎵 Take me away, I’m the Piano Man, Take my away tonight , I did a bad job, hiding bodieeeesss 🎵 I really shoulda used the kniiiiiife 🎵 oh, I, did it, I, did it, I did iiiit, yes I really killed my wife 🎵
I’m really sorry I did this.
WaitingForNormal says
“The only reason ya caught me was because I didn’t hide the body very well”, deserves some kind of wholesomely evil award.
Jackwitch710 says
I originally read this as “Piano man” and was anticipating some kind of song telling the tale.
ChemicalBliss says
Is it just me or is his head quite asymmetrical?
T3hArchAngel_G says
But you still hid it? Moron