Plano man says he was arrested in his wife’s death because he ‘did not hide the body very well’

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  2. HumpieDouglas says

    That’ll do it.

  3. fossilnews says

    It was in Plano sight.

  4. OdinsLawnDart says

    🎵 Take me away, I’m the Piano Man, Take my away tonight , I did a bad job, hiding bodieeeesss 🎵 I really shoulda used the kniiiiiife 🎵 oh, I, did it, I, did it, I did iiiit, yes I really killed my wife 🎵

    I’m really sorry I did this.

  5. WaitingForNormal says

    “The only reason ya caught me was because I didn’t hide the body very well”, deserves some kind of wholesomely evil award.

  6. Jackwitch710 says

    I originally read this as “Piano man” and was anticipating some kind of song telling the tale.

  7. ChemicalBliss says

    Is it just me or is his head quite asymmetrical?

  8. T3hArchAngel_G says

    But you still hid it? Moron

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