>Police would not confirm how the body was found, but did say crime scene investigators did not need to take the entire rug found at the scene with them.
Is this the same as the guy who blew the whistle on the CIA and Oliver North for peddling cocaine in Los Angeles committing suicide by shooting himself twice in the back of the head??
This scenario for “no foul play found by police” sounds familiar….
“Kendrick Johnson’s body was found in a wrestling mat Jan. 11, 2013, in the Lowndes High School gym in Valdosta, Georgia. State and local law enforcement officials ruled the death an accidental asphyxiation, saying Johnson died after he climbed into a rolled-up mat to retrieve his sneakers. …. [His father] said at a news conference that he believes his son’s death is being covered up.”
“but say, at this point, there are no indications of foul play. ”
He was summarizing the preliminary autopsy findings. Cause of death is currently unknown. That’s all. It’s not at all like they’re saying “nothing to see here, investigation is closed”.
Arigato_MrRoboto says
I too plan on rolling myself up in a rug when I die.
kenlasalle says
When Louisianans die, they automatically generate a self-wrapping rug.
It’s a side effect from all the gumbo…
/s (duh)
Schrecht says
> “It does appear he was left there, but that’s not where, mostly not where, he died,” said Capt. Heinz.
Truly stellar police work.
Scarboroughwarning says
The scary thing is, I remember the death of Neil Wilson (the man who wanted to be a fish)… So, I’m content that there may have been no foul play
tomhung says
Time to elect a new coroner
No_Higgins says
“If something happened and there was a moment of panic, come forward, we just want to know what happened to him,” said Capt. Heinz.
…yeah, okay. Sure.
youzerVT71 says
He removed the tag
BuroDude says
[Roll me up and smoke me when I die.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpiUyOiaylY)
sheepsleepdeep says
>Police would not confirm how the body was found, but did say crime scene investigators did not need to take the entire rug found at the scene with them.
What the fuck?
tipperonious says
Honestly! it’s just plain rude to die and not roll yourself up in rug. Have some consideration for others!
Acceptable_Wall4085 says
Is this the same as the guy who blew the whistle on the CIA and Oliver North for peddling cocaine in Los Angeles committing suicide by shooting himself twice in the back of the head??
tanthonyS says
Maybe his DEATH was not foul play, but someone clearly did something with the body AFTER the death
Beautiful_Fee1655 says
This scenario for “no foul play found by police” sounds familiar….
“Kendrick Johnson’s body was found in a wrestling mat Jan. 11, 2013, in the Lowndes High School gym in Valdosta, Georgia. State and local law enforcement officials ruled the death an accidental asphyxiation, saying Johnson died after he climbed into a rolled-up mat to retrieve his sneakers. …. [His father] said at a news conference that he believes his son’s death is being covered up.”
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/investigation-georgia-teen-found-dead-gym-mat-closed-charges-rcna13868
FindTheRemnant says
Read the article, not the clickbait title.
“but say, at this point, there are no indications of foul play. ”
He was summarizing the preliminary autopsy findings. Cause of death is currently unknown. That’s all. It’s not at all like they’re saying “nothing to see here, investigation is closed”.
Playful-Clerk6505 says
Joe Goldberg has entered the chat.