‘No foul’ play in death of Georgia man found wrapped in rug in Baton Rouge | Category: General Source
I too plan on rolling myself up in a rug when I die.
When Louisianans die, they automatically generate a self-wrapping rug.
It’s a side effect from all the gumbo…
> “It does appear he was left there, but that’s not where, mostly not where, he died,” said Capt. Heinz.
Truly stellar police work.
The scary thing is, I remember the death of Neil Wilson (the man who wanted to be a fish)… So, I’m content that there may have been no foul play
Time to elect a new coroner
“If something happened and there was a moment of panic, come forward, we just want to know what happened to him,” said Capt. Heinz.
…yeah, okay. Sure.
He removed the tag
[Roll me up and smoke me when I die.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpiUyOiaylY)
>Police would not confirm how the body was found, but did say crime scene investigators did not need to take the entire rug found at the scene with them.
What the fuck?
Honestly! it’s just plain rude to die and not roll yourself up in rug. Have some consideration for others!
Is this the same as the guy who blew the whistle on the CIA and Oliver North for peddling cocaine in Los Angeles committing suicide by shooting himself twice in the back of the head??
Maybe his DEATH was not foul play, but someone clearly did something with the body AFTER the death
This scenario for “no foul play found by police” sounds familiar….
“Kendrick Johnson’s body was found in a wrestling mat Jan. 11, 2013, in the Lowndes High School gym in Valdosta, Georgia. State and local law enforcement officials ruled the death an accidental asphyxiation, saying Johnson died after he climbed into a rolled-up mat to retrieve his sneakers. …. [His father] said at a news conference that he believes his son’s death is being covered up.”
Read the article, not the clickbait title.
“but say, at this point, there are no indications of foul play. ”
He was summarizing the preliminary autopsy findings. Cause of death is currently unknown. That’s all. It’s not at all like they’re saying “nothing to see here, investigation is closed”.
Joe Goldberg has entered the chat.