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“Garcia later agreed to do a phone interview after an FBI Undercover Employee contacted him on April 3, the complaint said. During the interview, Garcia allegedly said he would be comfortable taking fingers or ears as trophies or performing torture at a client’s request.”
Boy this is comedy gold, why use imagination when reality is so strange.
>RENT-A-HITMAN has assisted individuals just like you who have been the victim of bullying at the gym, in the office, or at the club. With a wide variety of solutions available, we ensure that your situation is resolved accordingly with the proper care and attention it deserves. Fill out a Service Request form for additional information. Consultations are FREE and discreet.
>**WE CAN MAKE ANY TROUBLED RELATIONSHIP DISAPPEAR**
>Let’s face it, we’ve all had a relationship or two that you just wish would go away, but didn’t know just how to end it. Look no further and let RENT-A-HITMAN take care of the dirty work for you. To get started, submit a Service Request form and one of our highly skilled Relationship Advisors will provide you a FREE consultation.
If you read the content on the site and think it’s real, you have to be one of the biggest idiots on the planet. It’s scary that this guy is allowed to have guns. I hope he isn’t in charge of people.
>The website owner requested a resume, headshot and an image of Garcia’s identification, which according to the complaint, he provided. Garcia’s resume reportedly indicated that he had joined the Air National Guard in July 2021 and was still a member.
“I want to hire criminals to commit crimes. To get paid for crime, send me your government ID and an actual mugshot. No foolin’, I will pay you to commit illegal acts!”
V0nzell says
[https://rentahitman.com/](https://rentahitman.com/)
Bottom of the website.
Rent-A-Hitman is no longer affiliated with Diners Club, the Detroit Lions, the Illuminati, Donald Trump, Alec Baldwin, Kyle Rittenhouse, Carole Baskin, or Vladimir Putin due to contractual restrictions.
WimpyLimpet says
Not a good week for the US National Guard.
Entropy_dealer says
“Garcia later agreed to do a phone interview after an FBI Undercover Employee contacted him on April 3, the complaint said. During the interview, Garcia allegedly said he would be comfortable taking fingers or ears as trophies or performing torture at a client’s request.”
Boy this is comedy gold, why use imagination when reality is so strange.
fruitmask says
From the website:
>**TIRED OF GETTING BULLIED?**
>RENT-A-HITMAN has assisted individuals just like you who have been the victim of bullying at the gym, in the office, or at the club. With a wide variety of solutions available, we ensure that your situation is resolved accordingly with the proper care and attention it deserves. Fill out a Service Request form for additional information. Consultations are FREE and discreet.
>**WE CAN MAKE ANY TROUBLED RELATIONSHIP DISAPPEAR**
>Let’s face it, we’ve all had a relationship or two that you just wish would go away, but didn’t know just how to end it. Look no further and let RENT-A-HITMAN take care of the dirty work for you. To get started, submit a Service Request form and one of our highly skilled Relationship Advisors will provide you a FREE consultation.
If you read the content on the site and think it’s real, you have to be one of the biggest idiots on the planet. It’s scary that this guy is allowed to have guns. I hope he isn’t in charge of people.
Ground2ChairMissile says
>The website owner requested a resume, headshot and an image of Garcia’s identification, which according to the complaint, he provided. Garcia’s resume reportedly indicated that he had joined the Air National Guard in July 2021 and was still a member.
“I want to hire criminals to commit crimes. To get paid for crime, send me your government ID and an actual mugshot. No foolin’, I will pay you to commit illegal acts!”
dubbsmqt says
I bet the website owner and the FBI agent kept waiting for the guy to admit it was a joke gone too far. But nope, just an absolute idiot
Jampine says
Whenever I hear “Hitman”, I think of Agent 47, so I feel obliged to post [Hitman: The Hitting](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHD8nYMDOYY)
I guess this is thee quality assassinations we could expect from this wannabe assassin.