Masturbation With ‘Sex Toy’ Kills Man; Gets Electrocuted With Pingpong Ball Up His Butt While Jerking Off in Czech Republic | Category: General Source
Drumhellz says The Czech Republic is stoked they got included in the headline, I’m sure. Perhaps a Slovakian man would have survived?
woodenman22 says “Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell ya, I’ve got to plead ignorance on this thing. Because if anyone had said anything at all to me when I first got here that this sort of thing was frowned upon…”
Spinaccio says A hero we don’t deserve. I have already cancelled my order for an electric ping pong ball “massager”. How many has he saved, we may never know.
Eis_ber says Imagine going out like this before you have an orgasm. All of that works, and you don’t go out with a bang, but with a zap.
raven080068 says
Um… I got nothing
Skittles_the_Unicorn says
Fucking Legend.
Cam_knows_you says
r/wholenewperagraph
rynoman1110 says
There’s a lot to unpack here…
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Abstainment says
He had to be the originator of “YOLO”
DanFuckingSchneider says
I mean if I had to pick a way to go…
Drumhellz says
The Czech Republic is stoked they got included in the headline, I’m sure. Perhaps a Slovakian man would have survived?
YggdrasilsLeaf says
A ping pong ball is not a sex toy.
dip_tet says
Never jerk off in the Czech Republic, it’s that simple
woodenman22 says
“Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell ya, I’ve got to plead ignorance on this thing. Because if anyone had said anything at all to me when I first got here that this sort of thing was frowned upon…”
Spinaccio says
A hero we don’t deserve. I have already cancelled my order for an electric ping pong ball “massager”. How many has he saved, we may never know.
Eis_ber says
Imagine going out like this before you have an orgasm. All of that works, and you don’t go out with a bang, but with a zap.
ViciousOval says
Czech yourself before you wreck yourself.
Crooked_Cock says
What an absolute rollercoaster of a headline