Massachusetts cop resigns from force for sexually assaulting student then gets hired by neighboring towns police department to be their sex crimes investigator

Comments

1. openly_gray says

   Did he indicate first hand knowledge in his résumé?

2. KombattWombatt says

   Well he’s got the experience! Heyo!

3. Bokbreath says

   Picking up moves from the church

4. srslyawsum says

   You can’t make this stuff up.

5. T3canolis says

   But don’t worry: with just a little more funding and training, these police departments will be *reformed!*

6. x-munk says

   So…. set a sex offender to catch a sex offender?

7. Crimbobimbobippitybo says

   When I was a kid I did some martial arts, and the guy who taught the course also taught a women’s self defense course. About a year in he was arrested and tried for rape, and found guilty.

8. zedemer says

   I mean … He would know what to look for, right? Give the guy a signing bonus

9. BillHicksScream says

   But Bill “I only fuck young women who sign an NDA” Maher says the problem is “*Woke Maoist Teens”.*