When I was in high school the town I lived in did an annual junk pickup day and hired high school kids to load all the shit onto the trailer. At one house there was a fridge that had the doors duct taped shut. Someone smelled bad and when we tipped it to move it the door popped up and the smell of death was overwhelming. Adults freaked and said not to touch it anymore and called the cops. Ends up being a dead deer in the fridge. Supposedly the owner shot it hunting and then chopped it into pieces so he could stuff it in his garage fridge to clean later. Then the fridge died and he forgot the deer was in it. It then sat for a few months until he taped it shut and hauled it out to the curb, supposedly still not remembering the dead deer in it. You could tell it was a deer not a human, but he had to have to smell in his garage and house and lived with it for awhile. It was so weird and never made any sense to me.
dgdio says
Sure we put Mary and her lamb on a pedestal but we judge this man?
Gary had a little deer, little deer…
EnvironmentalMath317 says
had to make sure this wasn’t the home town where I grew up …
Amunrah357 says
Like you’ve never forgotten your lunchbox on the bus.
SuspiciouslyOK says
I like the twist ending. It brought all the elements together in pure M Night Shamalan style.
Dr-Retz says
We all make mistakes.Not like this,but yeah.
Sparkykc124 says
What happened to “naked man found naked with deer in school bus”?
fucktrutin says
Cleetus didn’t think that one through.
restore_democracy says
What else are you supposed to do with it?
diiejso says
When I was in high school the town I lived in did an annual junk pickup day and hired high school kids to load all the shit onto the trailer. At one house there was a fridge that had the doors duct taped shut. Someone smelled bad and when we tipped it to move it the door popped up and the smell of death was overwhelming. Adults freaked and said not to touch it anymore and called the cops. Ends up being a dead deer in the fridge. Supposedly the owner shot it hunting and then chopped it into pieces so he could stuff it in his garage fridge to clean later. Then the fridge died and he forgot the deer was in it. It then sat for a few months until he taped it shut and hauled it out to the curb, supposedly still not remembering the dead deer in it. You could tell it was a deer not a human, but he had to have to smell in his garage and house and lived with it for awhile. It was so weird and never made any sense to me.
a_lonely_trash_bag says
>Online court dockets list his address as being in Florida.
Of course.