I mean, good on her I guess. But combining pooped pants with the ever-present problem of chafing makes me think this was probably not a wise idea. I hope she sees a doctor.
Somewhere, a brilliant reporter got a scoop… you could say a poop scoop… and ran with it. He told the story that others found too full of shit to tell, and that brought this runner to our attention.
onepercentbatman says
For winners, it isn’t the shit you leave behind, but the shit you take with you.
kamaebi says
I would cry if the news noticed I pooped myself and asked to make me a headline
CaymanRich says
She achieved a personal record for longest distance run with a load in her shorts.
snobrew says
Need the motivation to excel? Just shit yourself!
smugmisswoodhouse says
Not uncommon for long-distance running. I used to do 10+ miles a day and there were a couple times I was definitely prairie dogging it.
No_Carpet7125 says
I’ve run many marathons and never felt the need to poop myself. For me that happens later in the day when my stomach can’t handle any food.
mfairview says
B/c she was lighter
Dancingskeletonman86 says
Victory has a smell and that smell is dookie in your running shorts.
EvenSpoonier says
I mean, good on her I guess. But combining pooped pants with the ever-present problem of chafing makes me think this was probably not a wise idea. I hope she sees a doctor.
Kindofsickofyou says
Most significant UTI ?
HarryHacker42 says
Somewhere, a brilliant reporter got a scoop… you could say a poop scoop… and ran with it. He told the story that others found too full of shit to tell, and that brought this runner to our attention.
Thanks?
Fake_William_Shatner says
She reportedly ran so fast she broke the human skid mark world record.
WhatD0thLife says
Not oniony
StanleyZ1978 says
I don’t have this level of dedication to anything.
ohmyjustme says
Crevices.
Ew.