>Authorities said while officers spoke to the suspect, a man left the bathroom with gauze in his mouth. He told police he just had a dental procedure done.
*I JUTH HAT A PROTHEDER*
What?
*THILLINGS!*
Sorry Sir, you’re going to have to come with us …
*IYAM OUGHTA HE*
[Leaves the Danbury La Quinta having just saved a ton of money on dental care]
…I really want to talk to the people who were going to a La Quinta hotel room for dental work, I have a few questions. This is why I’ll never be rich, I wouldn’t expect anyone to show up a fucking La Quinta for dental work.
Also, this line is hilarious
>Danbury police said officers responded to the La Quinta Hotel for reports of dental work.
“we’ve got a report of a 10-72, dental work in progress, call the drones, send SWAT. GO! GO! GO!!”
Ahhh, yes. America, where you are arrested for doing dental work without a license or training but can buy any gun and conceal it without license or training.
This is what happens when even people who have health insurance often have shitty policies that treat teeth as luxury bones. There’s only a black market for things that are otherwise inaccessible or unaffordable.
I can’t believe I’m at the point in life where I read this and considered it as an option.
I live in the US. Have a job with dental insurance. And I will never be able to afford to fix the teeth that will end up killing me.
(Which is how my grandfather died.)
BeTheBall- says
One of the best kidney transplants I ever received happened at a Best Western in Topeka, KS.
DrSardinicus says
The Holiday Inn Express was apparently full
oilxxx says
LA Quinta means next to Dennys.
twinwindowfan says
>officers responded to the La Quinta Hotel for reports of dental work
What was it? Are people coming out with better teeth than when they went in?
FriesWithThat says
>Authorities said while officers spoke to the suspect, a man left the bathroom with gauze in his mouth. He told police he just had a dental procedure done.
*I JUTH HAT A PROTHEDER*
What?
*THILLINGS!*
Sorry Sir, you’re going to have to come with us …
*IYAM OUGHTA HE*
[Leaves the Danbury La Quinta having just saved a ton of money on dental care]
Stachemaster86 says
The police sent in canine units
LevelHeeded says
…I really want to talk to the people who were going to a La Quinta hotel room for dental work, I have a few questions. This is why I’ll never be rich, I wouldn’t expect anyone to show up a fucking La Quinta for dental work.
Also, this line is hilarious
>Danbury police said officers responded to the La Quinta Hotel for reports of dental work.
“we’ve got a report of a 10-72, dental work in progress, call the drones, send SWAT. GO! GO! GO!!”
Navyguy73 says
“Ok, so my appointment is on Tuesday at 11am or whenever the maids finish refreshing the towels?”
LAlostcajun says
Ahhh, yes. America, where you are arrested for doing dental work without a license or training but can buy any gun and conceal it without license or training.
RiotDog1312 says
This is what happens when even people who have health insurance often have shitty policies that treat teeth as luxury bones. There’s only a black market for things that are otherwise inaccessible or unaffordable.
Dr-Retz says
Was his name Dr.Nick from the Upstairs Medical School?
Shadowmoth says
I can’t believe I’m at the point in life where I read this and considered it as an option.
I live in the US. Have a job with dental insurance. And I will never be able to afford to fix the teeth that will end up killing me.
(Which is how my grandfather died.)
This is fine. Everything is fine.
_smooth_talker_ says
Why do I always fond out about affordable health care only after the program ends!?
Lat64Fan says
No denying it
USA is a 3rd world country
Incomplete-Galaxy says
I knew those hotels were sketchy.