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Lavrov speaks absolute shit because he has eaten Putin’s ass so many times in his life. When Lavrov falls asleep in the dirt, the day will be fantastic.
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minnie_blush says
It will be necessary for a voice to be heard throughout the entire “Death of Putin” film saying, “Yes, that really did happen.”
flavitusquintus says
This guy has no way of believing anything he says.
katie_pretty says
Lavrov has located the deep end as the location for his delusions.
Obitogreen says
Lavrov speaks absolute shit because he has eaten Putin’s ass so many times in his life. When Lavrov falls asleep in the dirt, the day will be fantastic.
Ogurlive says
This shit cannot be made up. It’s understandable why his face looks like an asshole because when he speaks, only shit comes out.
lila_senpai says
The pogroms against Jews in Russia are also not something to be proud of.