Hi everyone, spokesperson for the Woke Left here. We’ve been hard at work for the last 5 years assembling the massive seaweed blob in Biden’s secret underwater lair. It wasn’t an easy task to inject a woke toxin into the seaweed that will turn any florida man into an LGBT ally, should they come in contact with the seaweed. This is all very real and we are expecting a 60% success rate on the coastal regions of florida. Stay tuned.
SelectiveSanity says
We have only one [recourse…](https://i.giphy.com/media/qN7NZR3Q5R2mY/giphy.webp)
TheDeadlySquid says
Fuck Florida!
FiveFingerDisco says
Leshi-Kaiju!!!
Fetlocks_Glistening says
I know that the Democrats are to blame, I just don’t quite know how!
Glittering-Jello-935 says
Just wait till a bunch of dudes start shooting the water
CommercialOk7324 says
Pretty sure you meant “woke” seaweed.
jibsymalone says
Maybe it will soak up the red-tide? /s
CurlSagan says
Florida has many giant blobs, so this seaweed should feel right at home.
BubzerBlue says
Is there another source? I’m not giving one of the least trusted names in news any views.
uzes_lightning says
Sell it to them as sea cannabis for $50/oz.
elcheapodeluxe says
Is that what they’re calling “election season” now?
SnooEagles213 says
Hi everyone, spokesperson for the Woke Left here. We’ve been hard at work for the last 5 years assembling the massive seaweed blob in Biden’s secret underwater lair. It wasn’t an easy task to inject a woke toxin into the seaweed that will turn any florida man into an LGBT ally, should they come in contact with the seaweed. This is all very real and we are expecting a 60% success rate on the coastal regions of florida. Stay tuned.
CrJ418 says
How would the rest of the country notice the difference?
charface1 says
When the US is so against the metric system they start using themselves as a measurement.
onliwenimtrunk says
The fish finally decided to strike back. The seaweed is a net, and the US is about to feel the wrath.