Giant blob of seaweed twice the width of US taking aim at Florida, scientists say | Category: General Source
We have only one [recourse…](https://i.giphy.com/media/qN7NZR3Q5R2mY/giphy.webp)
I know that the Democrats are to blame, I just don’t quite know how!
Just wait till a bunch of dudes start shooting the water
Pretty sure you meant “woke” seaweed.
Maybe it will soak up the red-tide? /s
Florida has many giant blobs, so this seaweed should feel right at home.
Is there another source? I’m not giving one of the least trusted names in news any views.
Sell it to them as sea cannabis for $50/oz.
Is that what they’re calling “election season” now?
Hi everyone, spokesperson for the Woke Left here. We’ve been hard at work for the last 5 years assembling the massive seaweed blob in Biden’s secret underwater lair. It wasn’t an easy task to inject a woke toxin into the seaweed that will turn any florida man into an LGBT ally, should they come in contact with the seaweed. This is all very real and we are expecting a 60% success rate on the coastal regions of florida. Stay tuned.
How would the rest of the country notice the difference?
When the US is so against the metric system they start using themselves as a measurement.
The fish finally decided to strike back. The seaweed is a net, and the US is about to feel the wrath.