1 hour wedding, 2-hour reception, 1 hour of disappointing nuptials, 8 hours of sleep, 4 hours of self-arguing about what she wanted for lunch, 2 hours for lunch, 3 hours self-arguing about why she stole her own fries during lunch, 1 hour of wild make-up sex, 1 hour self-arguing about why the toilet seat was left down, and an hour of paperwork.
2L84U2 says
Took being told to “go fuck yourself” too literally
Glittering-Jello-935 says
oh look, it’s an “influencer” doing stupid shit for attention
CornWallacedaGeneral says
Gotta be a skit
restore_democracy says
Now she’s going to take herself for half of all she’s worth.
HopeFox says
I don’t blame her. Her wife sounds awful.
sloppyredditor says
1 hour wedding, 2-hour reception, 1 hour of disappointing nuptials, 8 hours of sleep, 4 hours of self-arguing about what she wanted for lunch, 2 hours for lunch, 3 hours self-arguing about why she stole her own fries during lunch, 1 hour of wild make-up sex, 1 hour self-arguing about why the toilet seat was left down, and an hour of paperwork.
MeanGreanHare says
I hope all her assets get tied up in a weird legal purgatory.
christianplatypus says
“Women understand women and they hate each other.” – Al Bundy
mreed911 says
If you don’t love you, why should anyone else?
Orkran says
“LOOOOK AT MEEEEEEE!!!!”
WheelsUpInThirty says
Irreconcilable similarities.
IveDunGoofedUp says
So will she be paying herself alimony? That would be one hell of a thing for a bank to figure out when calculating a mortage or some such.
YourDogGaveMeHIV says
Dennis Rodman did it better.
Provokateur says
How are people getting so mad about this? Even the current top 4 comments here are insulting her.
It was clearly a joke, and I think it’s pretty funny.
Mirabolis says
How will we know when we have reached “peak Internet crazy?” Most of the usual measures don’t seem to apply anymore.