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They will be audited every year!
Santos is also the founder and CEO of “Hairclub For Men”. He liked the product so much, he bought the company!
But his name is now “Baron” Santos and he fakes a different voice in phone calls.
Santos L. Halper, treasurer
Embezzling from yourself. Only Santos has the guile to pull that off.
He’s probably lying.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world George Santos exists.
Pretty sure that’s not legal
That seems like a conflict of interest or something.
Pretty much saying that Andrew Olson did not in fact exist.
Because the previous one was him too, just under a fake name, right?
This is how you know he’s an amateur. A pro like trump would never do this.
Having a separate treasurer not only gives you plausible deniability of your upcoming crimes, it also gives you a fall guy you can throw under the bus.
Nobody tell him that the treasurer is the one who is legally responsible for how the money is spent.
Dude is fucked.
We still aren’t sure if that is even his real name….
He’s just gonna keep digging till he hits bedrock ain’t he?