Gainesville man looks at child porn while deputies search his home for child porn, sheriff says | Category: General Source
RSwordsman says /r/nottheonion needs a Florida Man tag. EDIT: Pointed out to me it’s not Gainesville, FL. So while I stand by the point, this is not a Florida Man story.
hibernativenaptosis says Presumably he knew what they were going to find and that it would be his last opportunity for a while.
Citizen-Kang says I guess he took that inspirational quote literally: Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do…
theRealMrBrownstone says Probably figured, why not? It’s not like they’re gonna extra arrest him at that point.
RSwordsman says
/r/nottheonion needs a Florida Man tag.
EDIT: Pointed out to me it’s not Gainesville, FL. So while I stand by the point, this is not a Florida Man story.
HowBoutaLittlePiss says
He’s committed, I’ll give him that
MacDougalTheLazy says
iS tHiS wHaT yOuRe LoOkInG fOr?
bitemytail says
The sheriff was with him the entire time.
lynivvinyl says
That piece of shit needs it’s one last fix.
Stray_Punk says
hide in the plain sight
Graphitetshirt says
One for the road, fellas
hibernativenaptosis says
Presumably he knew what they were going to find and that it would be his last opportunity for a while.
iwasstillborn says
He should run for Congress.
Citizen-Kang says
I guess he took that inspirational quote literally: Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do…
theRealMrBrownstone says
Probably figured, why not? It’s not like they’re gonna extra arrest him at that point.
CyberMindGrrl says
And I guarantee you he’s not an LGBTQ+ “groomer”.
Pathogen541 says
Bullets are a useful tool sometimes 🤷♂️
REVRSECOWBOYMEATSPIN says
Bold move cotton
ThirdSunRising says
Based.