It is well known among meth addicts that every tooth lost results in a visit from the meth fairy. She flies down the chimney and leaves meth near the genitals. These “cock rocks” or “methampheta-peen” are of the finest grade and cause for much celebration.
I have heard about the meth cloud they accidently walked through, the meth that was put in their coffee by a friend, the bag of meth that broke and got onto their skin when they were “holding it for a friend” and my personal favorite, the meth that the ceiling gnomes put in their cereal when they were not looking.
RickyNixon says
I hate it when this happens
Buzzybill says
This was always the missing step for the underpants gnomes to get their profit. Stashing meth in peoples underpants.
McRambis says
I used to do this kind of stuff all the time. My favorite was to drop a joint into my classmate Theo’s history textbook.
forestapee says
Ah yes the elusive meth fairy
DrewRyanArt says
If you’re ever on a jury for something like this, declare “The same thing happened to me, Not Guilty!”
Doug Stanhope should have been the voice of a generation.
aiandi says
It is well known among meth addicts that every tooth lost results in a visit from the meth fairy. She flies down the chimney and leaves meth near the genitals. These “cock rocks” or “methampheta-peen” are of the finest grade and cause for much celebration.
stickyplants says
Whenever did it must have thought that was a safe spot, cause nobody would be anywhere near that man’s penis.
wvblocks says
Attorney here who does criminal work.
This happens all the time.
I have heard about the meth cloud they accidently walked through, the meth that was put in their coffee by a friend, the bag of meth that broke and got onto their skin when they were “holding it for a friend” and my personal favorite, the meth that the ceiling gnomes put in their cereal when they were not looking.
supercyberlurker says
“No I swear, it was someone mething with me!”
justabill71 says
Damn, that’s methed up.
SockFullOfNickles says
“Who put shit in my pants?!?!”
ACrazyTopT says
Well of course I know him. He’s me.
nms1539 says
Sub-dong-ual tincture
pxxcebone says
Alright guys I’m going to bed, please no one put any weed under my penis, I would be VERY upset
cowboys4life93 says
Yup, that’s where I always hide my drugs. Under someone’s penis while they’re sleeping. Haven’t ever been able to get them back though.