Charges Dismissed Against Wyoming Ranchers For Bleaching Penises Onto Cows

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  1. MILKYCAT says

    Ok but this is hilarious. Love a good rancher squabble

  2. inkotast says

    Dismissed? Somebody think of the bovine!

  3. cofclabman says

    Every day I think I’ve heard it all, then the bleaching penii on cows story comes in and I realize I haven’t heard it all.

  4. 88leo says

    No pictures, article sucks

  5. saucysaggie says

    A different kind of cow tipping

  6. Due_Permit8027 says

    A Dick move.

  7. IchBinBerto says

    Put up a fence?

  8. john_jdm says

    >The men were originally accused of bleaching penises and other shapes onto the bodies of 189 of their neighbor’s heifers and six of his bulls to get the neighbor’s attention after three years of the cattle crossing onto their land.

    Seems like they only did this to the neighbor’s cows that came onto their land. I’d guess the cow owner thought there was nothing the neighbor could do to get back at him. He found out differently.

  9. seedanrun says

    From the article it appears that after three years of cows wandered onto their land, they started bleach a penis onto the cow’s hide when on their property. This pissed off the cows owner as it would drop the cows value for resale.

    Very disappointing article since the one pic does not have a penis cow.

  10. smootex says

    The article is really missing some important details. Pictures would be a good start but I want to know *why* the charges got dismissed. Did this really happen or did some rancher see a natural dick shape on his cow and accuse his neighbors of doing it? These are important questions I want answered!

  11. cra3ig says

    Colorado is also an ‘open range’, fence them **out** state.

    Decades ago, we planted several rows of trees as a windbreak/snow fence around three sides of the cluster of buildings (farmhouse, machine shop, silos, etc) on a dryland wheat farm in northeast Colorado. Each leg was a quarter mile long.

    Supplied free by the government, one stipulation was that we **first** had to string 3 strand barbed wire fencing along the inner & outer perimeter & the ends (gated), to keep wandering livestock from destroying the young trees.

    Putting up the fence was as much work as the planting. But well worth it. Took a few years to have much effect, several more before it really made a huge difference. Now chock full of wildlife, including several dozen pheasants.

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