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What war do we need enlistment for?
Yeah! Go get PTSD and other service related disabilities and have your government turn their back on you!
Be all that you can be!
I swear, the higher echelons of the military are so disconnected from the bottom.
Who the fuck is going “Craig Morgan joined the Army….SIGN ME UP!”
As a veteran, please don’t join. If they don’t have enough people joining they are less likely to start another senseless war.
“man places grain of sand on beach to make it sandier” same vibe
I guess he did boost recruiting, by at least ***one***.
So Long, Birdie
Because there’s no higher calling than killing people in other countries to glorify your own! /s
Fry: “Out of curiosity, we can use the service discount cards to buy gum and then quit the army? Y’know play you all for chumps?”
Sergeant: “Correct, there is no obligation. Unless, of course, war were declared.”
[Alarm goes off]
Fry: “What’s that?”
Sergeant: “War were declared.”
He be riding into battle on his INTERNATIONAL HARVESTERRRR
Nobody’s willing to risk their life for a country they can’t even buy a house in. Big shocker there
No clue who this is
All I have to say is, don’t choose the Army or the Marines if you’re going to enlist. Do yourself a favor and join the air force.