Cartel apologizes for kidnapping of Americans, turns over 5 men it claims were responsible | Category: General Source
Smart move on their part.
Honest mistake, guys. Who doesn’t stay up too late sometimes and then make some silly mistakes at work?
My bad! Can we smuggle drugs now?!
From the article:
*“Many times we’ve seen the cartel will police themselves,” he (Jerry Robinette, a former special agent in charge of Homeland Security Investigations in San Antonio) said. “It’s not good for their business. They’ll clean up their own mess.”*
So…they’re actually better than US police departments…
It truly is an insane world when a violent and dangerous drug cartel seems like a reasonable actor in comparison with the government it operates under.
Well then, everything is okay now.
“Haha, but yeah, please don’t airstrike us. We cool now?”