Buck_Slamchest says From time to time a headline is posted that makes you think “Ok, you can just close this sub on that one. It’s perfect” 😂
Fetlocks_Glistening says “Looks like you’re not going to get off easy this time”, said the arresting officer
DoubleDickel says Cop: “Huge and black?” Victim: “Yes and very vieney.” Cop: The thief was vieney?” Victim: “Ooh…”
scorzon says Saw the headline and first thought was if only it was a cat flap, so much less thought required for the puns.
Buck_Slamchest says
From time to time a headline is posted that makes you think “Ok, you can just close this sub on that one. It’s perfect” 😂
DiabeticPissingSyrup says
He’s not a hardened criminal. He just does it for the buzz
Fetlocks_Glistening says
“Looks like you’re not going to get off easy this time”, said the arresting officer
DoubleDickel says
Cop: “Huge and black?”
Victim: “Yes and very vieney.”
Cop: The thief was vieney?”
Victim: “Ooh…”
uglyassbanana says
Vibrators are expensive you know.
scorzon says
Saw the headline and first thought was if only it was a cat flap, so much less thought required for the puns.
another_awkward_brit says
At least they’ll have something to do whilst in pokey.
SwayzeOfArabia says
You could say he used the dildoor.