An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman’s toes. Others aren’t so sure. | Category: General Source
jxj24 says There is nothing so stupid, or so easily, *laughably* disprovable that ~~someone~~ a distressingly large group of people won’t believe it. And **act** upon it.
Dudeist-Priest says Just “not so sure”? I’ll bet literally everything I have plus anything I can get on credit.
WeirdAFNewsPodcast says And he will regrow your toes back! Or your spine! Simply drop your money into the private plane, I mean…. er… the limb regrow bucket.
kpanda91 says They’re urging people to post proof at ShowMeTheToes.com. Are we sure that’s what the website is for? I’m not checking.
KombattWombatt says
I’m pretty sure.
jayfeather31 says
Ladies and gentlemen, America in 2023.
AUWarEagle82 says
I don’t think this claim has a solid footing or even a leg to stand on.
Slimjuggalo2002 says
“…And this little piggy actually came back from his cigarette run.”
jxj24 says
There is nothing so stupid, or so easily, *laughably* disprovable that ~~someone~~ a distressingly large group of people won’t believe it.
And **act** upon it.
RPDRNick says
In the name of The Father, The Son, and The Holy Tarantino…
Dudeist-Priest says
Just “not so sure”? I’ll bet literally everything I have plus anything I can get on credit.
TheOzarkWizard says
There are so many churches around here, this doesn’t suprise me anymore
Thedrunner2 says
“She’s feeling Toeriffic ladies and gentleman.”
WeirdAFNewsPodcast says
And he will regrow your toes back! Or your spine!
Simply drop your money into the private plane, I mean…. er… the limb regrow bucket.
Several_Emphasis_434 says
Church leaders: if their lips are moving they’re lying.
kpanda91 says
They’re urging people to post proof at ShowMeTheToes.com. Are we sure that’s what the website is for? I’m not checking.
yellowhelmet14 says
But, but “cheeszus”! Lol
snakegobbler says
She has lizard toes.
zeldanar says
He also cured her lactose intolerance