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Karmic-Vision says
HYPOCRISY AT IT’S MOST ABSURD 🤣😂
supercyberlurker says
Maybe they should be better at dogfooding their own software.
Instead of making workers go back, improve their software so they don’t have to.
All they are doing here is asserting their software isn’t good enough for WFH.
Ban-Circumcision-Now says
Wonder how many workers are now moving 51 miles away after this announcement