Katana1369 says Good for the zebra. Of COURSE it was hostile. They are NOT pets and cannot be domesticated.
kisukes says Can’t we put the man down instead? Clearly, would not benefit humanity with his offspring 🙄
ExceptMrsWallace says A zebra? In Ohio? Did I smoke too much this morning or am I actually reading this correct? I was sure as fuck not aware that there are zebras running around North America. We don’t even have headlines like this in Florida.
Rude-Atmosphere-3969 says Shouldn’t have let him watch that video of the Zebra biting back the crocs. Put ideas in his head.
HarryHacker42 says 96% of men think they could take a Zebra in a battle. Two thumbs up from all those who were right.
Katana1369 says
Good for the zebra. Of COURSE it was hostile. They are NOT pets and cannot be domesticated.
Simsider113446 says
This is the type of headline I’d expect out of Florida
kisukes says
Can’t we put the man down instead? Clearly, would not benefit humanity with his offspring 🙄
SlightlyScruffy says
Does this mean a horse could bite your arm off?
bcanada92 says
Didn’t expect to see *that* on today’s BINGO card.
ExceptMrsWallace says
A zebra? In Ohio? Did I smoke too much this morning or am I actually reading this correct? I was sure as fuck not aware that there are zebras running around North America. We don’t even have headlines like this in Florida.
Rude-Atmosphere-3969 says
Shouldn’t have let him watch that video of the Zebra biting back the crocs. Put ideas in his head.
HarryHacker42 says
96% of men think they could take a Zebra in a battle. Two thumbs up from all those who were right.