Nobody wants your fucking pandas, theyre genetic trash heaps and if it wasnt for the money that gets funneled to them from other conservation efforts they would have died out decades ago.
Cynicism aside, it would be cool if we could stabilize relations. We’ve got our problems, they’ve got their problems, but if we could work together and tackle climate change and shit, that would be tight.
Man Xi is feeling early effects of the world backing away from China for its aide of Russian aggression. Their multi decade ploy to timing a push against the west failed
Then, all US zoos stand in a united front against the bullshit loan program — if China wants pandas in American zoos, the pandas and their cubs become the property of the U.S. or that zoo. No 10-year, $10M per-panda rental bs. If no American zoos have them, and they all demand the same terms, eventually China will give in if they want them here badly enough.
Why we gotta have their freaking pandas anyway? First they are taking them, then they givin us new ones… Just keep your stupid pandas already. Let them live out their live uninterrupted in a nice preserve somewhere. If Americans want to see your freaking Pandas we will book a flight.
LoonyFruit says
And then take them back on another random whim
ButteredNun says
Keep your fucking pandas
CenterAisle says
Million dollars per year rental, plus additional $400,000 for cubs that might be born.
Vivid-Tomatillo5374 says
how about you leave the pandas the fuck alone
aerostealth says
Trojan Pandas
saintjimmy43 says
Nobody wants your fucking pandas, theyre genetic trash heaps and if it wasnt for the money that gets funneled to them from other conservation efforts they would have died out decades ago.
throwdroptwo says
Don’t… they carry the newest strain…
Falconman21 says
Cynicism aside, it would be cool if we could stabilize relations. We’ve got our problems, they’ve got their problems, but if we could work together and tackle climate change and shit, that would be tight.
Chomusuke_99 says
hottake: let’s just let the pandas die.
TheYokedYeti says
Man Xi is feeling early effects of the world backing away from China for its aide of Russian aggression. Their multi decade ploy to timing a push against the west failed
Xu_Lin says
How about releasing the Uyghurs instead?
burritoman88 says
Yes that’s what we need right now to fix our problems. Bears that don’t want to mate!
Darkness_Everyday says
Fuckin keep yer stinky blood pandas.
imaginarion says
Let them take back the ones in Atlanta next year.
Then, all US zoos stand in a united front against the bullshit loan program — if China wants pandas in American zoos, the pandas and their cubs become the property of the U.S. or that zoo. No 10-year, $10M per-panda rental bs. If no American zoos have them, and they all demand the same terms, eventually China will give in if they want them here badly enough.
d3dRabbiT says
Why we gotta have their freaking pandas anyway? First they are taking them, then they givin us new ones… Just keep your stupid pandas already. Let them live out their live uninterrupted in a nice preserve somewhere. If Americans want to see your freaking Pandas we will book a flight.