MindWandererB says Literally a butthead. I should teach my kid to insult people by calling them a stolon.
mfyxtplyx says DENIS DIMBLEBY BAGLEY: You bastard. I only have one wish, that I could be awake to see you lanced. I’d like to see the knife going in. I’d like to see you suffer! VOICE OF THE BOIL: A typically communist statement.
Fake_William_Shatner says This is how you grow apart in a relationship. “I finally got my head out of my ass, and I realized, I’m too good for you.” *But aren’t you me?* “It’s that kind of self-centeredness that really ruined this relationship. I’m leaving and taking the budding polyps with me.”
Dirty_Quesadilla says Science proves Grandpa was right: You can in fact pull your head outta your ass.
LoyLuupi says
Hate when that happens
malepitt says
So many dating comments will happen here.
MindWandererB says
Literally a butthead. I should teach my kid to insult people by calling them a stolon.
MorganOverlook says
Apparently even a real ass can still hook up.
mfyxtplyx says
DENIS DIMBLEBY BAGLEY: You bastard. I only have one wish, that I could be awake to see you lanced. I’d like to see the knife going in. I’d like to see you suffer!
VOICE OF THE BOIL: A typically communist statement.
Pleonastic_Scolex_69 says
Thought “Worm” said “Woman” and I almost
Fake_William_Shatner says
This is how you grow apart in a relationship.
“I finally got my head out of my ass, and I realized, I’m too good for you.”
*But aren’t you me?*
“It’s that kind of self-centeredness that really ruined this relationship. I’m leaving and taking the budding polyps with me.”
Badmime1 says
“I’ll call you Kent for short”
Marco_Heimdall says
Even nature takes the concept of ass to mouth differently. Strange…
losbullitt says
This is literally my ass on the reg.
strokeright says
That tail is getting more tail than I am.
Dirty_Quesadilla says
Science proves Grandpa was right: You can in fact pull your head outta your ass.
Weary_Belt says
So does it do anal for rest of life?
BanjoTCat says
This is the punchline of a massive burn.
URFRENDDULUN says
Butt babies.