This happened here near Pittsburgh. What’s really angered people locally is all the wasted time and resources of looking to find her when she was safely watching from a friend’s house. The mental gymnastics of thinking she’d get away with this in today’s world is just baffling to me.
I would bet my bottom dollar the tip came from a family member of the friend she was staying with. I don’t understand the thinking behind it. Was she thinking that she would get found and because her parents will feel sorry for her for getting ubducted they won’t ever ask about college?
Or is she literally at the point where she was thinking that she will never see her parent again?
I used to get these nightmares that I was supposed to be graduating but I’d been lying to everyone and failing all my classes. No reason for it either. I did fine in school other than procrastinating on everything.
One of our group of friends failed an entire semester in university. Rather than admit to his parents that he’d fucked up, he got someone in our group who worked in the registrar’s office to steal some letterhead paper and then faked a transcript to show them. He then spent the next couple of months coming to school every day on his regular schedule. Just sat around, doing nothing all day until it was time to head home.
In case you were wondering, his mother was the type of woman who’d vacuum the carpets in a specific way so she’d know if anyone had walked on them. His father apparently cut off his fingers in a lawnmower accident. No, we don’t live in Kentucky.
frstyle34 says
Easier than taking those final exams though. Am I right?
4levelclover says
So sad all around
clichesaurus says
With the amount of mental effort involved in staging your own abduction, why not just study instead and graduate?
sparksofthetempest says
This happened here near Pittsburgh. What’s really angered people locally is all the wasted time and resources of looking to find her when she was safely watching from a friend’s house. The mental gymnastics of thinking she’d get away with this in today’s world is just baffling to me.
yami76 says
Last enrolled fall of 2018??? She hasn’t been in school for 5 years how had she not come clean in all that time.
hardlopertjie says
I would bet my bottom dollar the tip came from a family member of the friend she was staying with. I don’t understand the thinking behind it. Was she thinking that she would get found and because her parents will feel sorry for her for getting ubducted they won’t ever ask about college?
Or is she literally at the point where she was thinking that she will never see her parent again?
frealfr says
I did the same thing once. It was fun.
whos_this_chucker says
I used to get these nightmares that I was supposed to be graduating but I’d been lying to everyone and failing all my classes. No reason for it either. I did fine in school other than procrastinating on everything.
biff444444 says
My mom is in her late eighties, at this point I am just going to grit my teeth and keep up the whole MD charade until she’s gone.
shortybobert says
Relatable
ReallyNotFondOfSJ says
One of our group of friends failed an entire semester in university. Rather than admit to his parents that he’d fucked up, he got someone in our group who worked in the registrar’s office to steal some letterhead paper and then faked a transcript to show them. He then spent the next couple of months coming to school every day on his regular schedule. Just sat around, doing nothing all day until it was time to head home.
In case you were wondering, his mother was the type of woman who’d vacuum the carpets in a specific way so she’d know if anyone had walked on them. His father apparently cut off his fingers in a lawnmower accident. No, we don’t live in Kentucky.
theskyguardian says
Well I guess it’s better than the kid who killed his parents so they wouldn’t find out he failed out