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Who wants to wear a jimmy hat, bruv? Wanna get a piece of that fanny before it requires a loicense, right guv?
Is it… because they haven’t got enough religion?
Well they can start fixing the problem by not calling them sexually transmitted infections and start calling them sexually transmitted diseases.
They have a lot of sex?
Well Liz Truss managed to fuck everyone in the country in just a few weeks.
STDs distract from the bad teeth…?
A high level of drunken sex.
The population of London is younger on average, which I suspect is the main cause.
Lots of drinking & shagging , London is where it all happens.