White House tells governors ‘thousands’ of objects in the skies aren’t aliens, could be used car lot balloons

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  1. Yeah, but how many times do the they scramble jets to shoot down stray car lot balloons?

  5. They’re used Birthday balloons for all those people that were born yesterday.

  6. Fuck me. Onset of Idiocracy irl if the white house has to address this.

  7. When did the White House, made out of brick and wood and cement, start talking ?

  8. That’s lame I’ve been waiting for an alien invasion my whole life.

  9. It took them 4 days to come up with this cover story?