White House tells governors ‘thousands’ of objects in the skies aren’t aliens, could be used car lot balloons

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  1. Bjarki56 says

    Yeah, but how many times do the they scramble jets to shoot down stray car lot balloons?

  2. QuestionableAI says

    LOL

  3. Skittles_the_Unicorn says

    Something fucky going on around here.

  4. Strugglinghuman2020 says

    It’s Fox News so I trust it less than The Onion

  5. Noreaster0 says

    They’re used Birthday balloons for all those people that were born yesterday.

  6. tugrumpler says

    Fuck me. Onset of Idiocracy irl if the white house has to address this.

  7. jsp4004 says

    When did the White House, made out of brick and wood and cement, start talking ?

  8. Kind_Bullfrog_4073 says

    That’s lame I’ve been waiting for an alien invasion my whole life.

  9. TSAOutreachTeam says

    It took them 4 days to come up with this cover story?

  10. CommentHurtAsALLCAPS says

    https://youtu.be/udgzNMlX7dY

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