Ha, this happened to me once. Went out for a walk in the early morning and found a spot in some nice thick grass by the creek. Was listening to an audio book just enjoying the scenery. Fell asleep. Woke up like an hour later to a cop prodding me. Still had headphones in so I couldn’t hear him.
He was relieved. Apologized and got up and left after talking to him for a little bit explaining what happened.
The funniest part is that the rescuers were “embarrassed”. In their defense however, my sources tell me that the sleeping gentleman had been laying motionless in the river for over 72 hours and smelled like a rotting corpse from dozens of meters away. He remained silent as they approached him, and didn’t reveal he was alive until one of the rescuers gave him a “Wet Willy”.
OrangeJr36 says
You take one nap in a ditch at the park and people start declaring you this or that!
Few-School-3869 says
And I thought I look like a corpse when I wake up
SmittyFjordmanjensen says
I think we’ve all suspected that at least once on a visit to the park.
Still-Standard9476 says
Ha, this happened to me once. Went out for a walk in the early morning and found a spot in some nice thick grass by the creek. Was listening to an audio book just enjoying the scenery. Fell asleep. Woke up like an hour later to a cop prodding me. Still had headphones in so I couldn’t hear him.
He was relieved. Apologized and got up and left after talking to him for a little bit explaining what happened.
MoreStupiderNPC says
“Officials are now asking residents in Tulsa to not nap on the river.”
🤣🤣🤣
GetlostMaps says
Nothing oniony. Happens all the time.
Fever4ever says
The funniest part is that the rescuers were “embarrassed”. In their defense however, my sources tell me that the sleeping gentleman had been laying motionless in the river for over 72 hours and smelled like a rotting corpse from dozens of meters away. He remained silent as they approached him, and didn’t reveal he was alive until one of the rescuers gave him a “Wet Willy”.