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lyfthyco123 says
I still don’t get the whole fantasy with urine, like the udder is literally inches away and gives edible milk. Why not sprinkle milk smh
san_murezzan says
I don’t know what any of these words mean except cow urine, and for that reason I’m out
pyrrhios says
Is wanting to be sprinkled in cow urine a typical thing for hindus?
Inspect1234 says
I guess if you believe in skydaddy, you’ll believe a lot of dumb shit.
RingGiver says
As a non-Hindu, cow urine is enough to keep me out. I guess it works.