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Snake: *starts grinding his teeth uncontrollably*
I always knew reality was a cheesy C tier drama-action.
Seems a bit cheaper than a bot
Millions of dollars later, the little fucker is too stupid to detect a human dressed like a tree.
“Huh… just a box…”
presented in 1998, realised in 2023.
even nostradamus failed to predict that.
Truly a solution that *only* a marine could produce.
Just like the simulations!
Kaz, I need to meet the Marine who did this. I want to shake his hand.
🎵I give my life, not for honor, but for you (Snake Eater)🎵
🎵In my time, there’ll be no one else🎵
🎵Crime, it’s the way I fly to you (Snake Eater)🎵
🎵I’m still in a dream, Snake Eater🎵
My robot vacuum gets defeated by a table leg over and over and over and over… I’m not too worried about a robot uprising.
But then the robot sang out loud “sweeeeet Caroline…” and just waited, guns at the ready…
Tactical Espionage Action
Tbf it perfectly replicates the people it’s replacing